Although I don't "pin" much on my boards (because really...everyone would know my secrets if I actually pinned stuff) I spend quite a bit of time perusing the site. It's amazing!
But sometimes, I feel like people put random stuff out there just to see who's gullible enough to try it. (read: I'm gullible enough) I can't help but feel like someone somewhere is watching me try their ideas and laughing their heads off.
I mean, I'm not paranoid or anything...
First, there was this pin:
Always eager to save some money, I tried this one when my cyan ink ran out in my printer at work the other day. No joke, I think I spent 10 minutes trying to find a reset button on that blasted ink cartridge.
IT. DIDN'T. EXIST.
If you find one on your ink cartridges, send me a picture and make me a believer.
I also tried one with a two ingredient recipe for lemon bars. Delicious, chewy lemon bars with only TWO ingredients?? Yes please!
You know what mine looked like? A cake. A very poofy cake that spilled over the sides of the cake pan while it was baking. Not cool Pinterest. Not cool at all.
Finally, this one:
I have to be honest, the jury's out on what I think of this one. Mainly because I'm still sitting here with the goo on my face.
It smells like rotten flesh and I have zero face mobility at the moment.
I also might have gotten a little close to my eyes and my bottom lashes are glued to my face. All in the name of beauty, right? Matt is totally getting a kick out of this process ("What's that supposed to do to your face?" "You look like one of those women who got Botox and can't move their face!") and keeps making me laugh. But I can't move my face so I'm sitting here rocking back and forth laughing like an owl "Hoohoohoohoo..."
We're a mess I tell you.
I think I might need to stay away from the pins that sound too good(easy, cheap) to be true. Maybe I should just look at the clothes or decorating ideas. It would certainly be a little safer! :)
Does anyone have a chisel I could borrow? I think it's time to remove my granite mask...